Your Kid is totally so Super-Phenomenal Dude!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Super interesting book idea if you are as dumb as a kid


Attention readers under six. This shit is not even a fucking story, or I guess it's a super short one. Here it is:

A cow sneezed. Big motherfucking deal. Grow up and read a real book like Patriot Games or something. Was that a book?

Even Harry Potter would be better. At least that has Quidditch.

"Oh my God! A cow Sneezed! What do we do? Call the firemen, the cops, the X-files, write book.

Yes. Especially the last one.

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