How can we expect our children to become intelligent responsible adults?

OK... Where to begin?

First off (SPOILER ALERT) that game, 'Got your nose', it's not really your nose. It's the other guy's thumb, so...

This book appears to be about a vampire who has the power to actually steal people's noses, and then use them as some sort of voodoo doll? What?!

That makes so little sense I'm almost at a loss for words. Almost.

First, witch-doctors, voodoo priestesses, cannibals, American Southerners, witches and occasionally mummies use voodoo dolls. Not vampires.

Second, you can't just have a voodoo doll of one part of a person's body. That's not how it works.

Thirdliest, nobody and i mean nobody can 'get' your nose. Not even a vampire. He could rip it off but that would a totally different problem.

How can we expect our children to grow into responsible, intelligent adults if we keep filling their heads with lies?

Oh yeah, and 'Ragnar', WTF?

NEWSFLASH: Dumb Teens do Dumb Thing While in Small Group

Police are hunting an armed band of skinny, pint-sized punks who pulled a gun on an old dude in Central Park yesterday.

Cops are hoping someone recognizes the twerps and just starts slapping the shit out of them right in front of their friends and a bunch of girls and shit.

Seriously. Teenagers are the dumbest, most dangerous animals on the planet (except maybe bears), and if that's not enough they also take pride in wearing only the lowest fashions...

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