We basically exist because my wife loves all those online mean-mags like Gawker and D-Listed, and I hate weird, freaky pictures of kids, and figured maybe we could create a site that addressed both of these issues.
About eighteen seconds later, Fused Super-Phenomena was born. Thanks Blogger. You really do make it easy.
We want this to be a place where people can come and be free to make fun of kids without the fear of being condescended on by society or who ever.
Finally, please don't get us wrong this is not an anti-kid website. I have a kid. I love her with all my heart, and there are other children I knd of think are OK too, but most kids... Come on, can you get any dumber? You've seen them, with their vacant, staring, bovine eyes and ear-splitting trills of pleasure every time one of them sees a cat or whatever. God.
Anyway, to get us started I thought I'd use the photo that pushed me over the edge.
This photo is of my good friend Eileen's son who was chosen from the audience to play Eurydice at an NEYT show this weekend.
Who was Eurydice again?
Was he the guy who Zeus punished by freezing in him place and forcing him to listen to a fag sing a super long song about how much he loves helping people out?
Or was he the guy who always got super uncomfortable in crowds and then to cover it up started setting people's dicks on fire with his mind. If so, Kudos to the casting director, because honestly that's what your kid looks like he's about to do in this picture. I hate to break it to you like this Eileen, but the fact is your kid always looks like he's about to set somebody's dick on fire. There. I've said it.
PS Eileen, I was thinking you might want to write some of these with me. Drop me a line and let me know.
so it's kinda like Cake Wrecks...for kids!
ReplyDeleteI'm in, of course.