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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

NEWSFLASH: Dumb Teens do Dumb Thing While in Small Group


Police are hunting an armed band of skinny, pint-sized punks who pulled a gun on an old dude in Central Park yesterday.

Cops are hoping someone recognizes the twerps and just starts slapping the shit out of them right in front of their friends and a bunch of girls and shit.

Seriously. Teenagers are the dumbest, most dangerous animals on the planet (except maybe bears), and if that's not enough they also take pride in wearing only the lowest fashions...

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