
OK... Where to begin?
First off (SPOILER ALERT) that game, 'Got your nose', it's not really your nose. It's the other guy's thumb, so...
This book appears to be about a vampire who has the power to actually steal people's noses, and then use them as some sort of voodoo doll? What?!
That makes so little sense I'm almost at a loss for words. Almost.
First, witch-doctors, voodoo priestesses, cannibals, American Southerners, witches and occasionally mummies use voodoo dolls. Not vampires.
Second, you can't just have a voodoo doll of one part of a person's body. That's not how it works.
Thirdliest, nobody and i mean nobody can 'get' your nose. Not even a vampire. He could rip it off but that would a totally different problem.
How can we expect our children to grow into responsible, intelligent adults if we keep filling their heads with lies?
Oh yeah, and 'Ragnar', WTF?
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