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Thursday, June 24, 2010

How can we expect our children to become intelligent responsible adults?


OK... Where to begin?

First off (SPOILER ALERT) that game, 'Got your nose', it's not really your nose. It's the other guy's thumb, so...

This book appears to be about a vampire who has the power to actually steal people's noses, and then use them as some sort of voodoo doll? What?!

That makes so little sense I'm almost at a loss for words. Almost.

First, witch-doctors, voodoo priestesses, cannibals, American Southerners, witches and occasionally mummies use voodoo dolls. Not vampires.

Second, you can't just have a voodoo doll of one part of a person's body. That's not how it works.

Thirdliest, nobody and i mean nobody can 'get' your nose. Not even a vampire. He could rip it off but that would a totally different problem.

How can we expect our children to grow into responsible, intelligent adults if we keep filling their heads with lies?

Oh yeah, and 'Ragnar', WTF?

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